Appointments Post

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March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

A whiny rebuttal will get you slapped upside the head.

March 27th [Action] 1/3

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March 27th [Action]

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March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

But dooooctor, who'll water my plants and take out my trash?

[#worth it]

March 27th [Action] 1/2

[fleurdesel]

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

[her hand darts up, and he gets a quick, sharp slap right upside the head.]

American idiot.

March 27th [Action] 1/2

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[He laughs and puts a hand on his poor little head, grinning like an American idiot should. THE TITLE, IT BOTHERS ME NOT.]

Sure am, sure am.

March 27th [Action]

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Soooo sneaking out of my window in the middle of the night is out of the question, then?

Hypothetically.

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

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I will tie you to your bed, Rick. And you will not enjoy it.

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

Shit... I can either choose a night without uncomfortable restraints, or a night where I can tell everyone Doctor Leblanc tied me to a bed. Decisions...

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

Who said the restraints would be uncomfortable. Some of us know what we're doing when it comes to restraining troublesome patients.

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

Well, yeah, but the more uncomfortable they are, the harder it'll be for me to escape them.

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

I think you underestimate my abilities in this area, Rick.

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

[He takes a step toward her, grinning down at her.]

I think you underestimate my track record with infirmaries and my love for a good challenge, doc.

[Negotiation underway.]

If the bed's cozy enough, how about we just settle on one handcuff to the rail and call it even?

[Jokingly said, of course, but he did have training in handcuff lock-picking... Just sayin'.]

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

[She has to tip her head back to maintain eye contact but remains undeterred.]

You will stay the night, with an IV to replace what you've lost. If I have to sit with you all night to be certain, I will.

[Handcuffs. Hmm. She thinks about that a moment.]

Hmm...request denied. Rope or nothing.

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

Rope?

[His shoulders slouch immediately.]

I'll get rope-burn! Then you'll have to treat me again. Are you trying to literally rope me into more treatments?

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

Oh dear. You've caught onto my nefarious plot to have you in the clinic for my personal enjoyment. Whatever shall I do?

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

... Let me sweetly reply that I won't sneak out of the window?

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

I don't believe you.

March 27th [Action]

[fuckthemission]

[huff]

Well, that puts a damper on the whole 'you have my word' thing.

March 27th [Action]

[fleurdesel]

You've no reputation of going to stupidly extreme lengths to keep promises you make that I am aware of Doyle.

[She tips her head in the direction of the door.]

It will not be that uncomfortable.