Mercury poisoning is equally nasty. Not something that is a large problem anymore but I have seen it once and the resulting autopsy was...something out of a horror film.

[She shakes her head, squeezes a measure of the icy water down her back.]

If you like, I'll arrange it. It won't take much, or long. Just a bed, a few extra lines so I can keep your IV sustained without standing right next to you. [A beat.] Damn. You have uncovered my nefarious plot to have you make an ass of yourself for my personal amusement.