Who, me? I'm a big tough soldier guy. The rain and lake can kiss my ass.

[How to explain this...]

Right now, being in some water is very good for my, uh, health. I've been over-heating a lot lately.

[Pruned and unfit for swimming anymore, but he can't bring himself to get out, injury and all. He just wants to sit and hope it'll keep the heat to an uncomfortable summer day, instead of a swelter.]